John "Flyman" Hattan
Met him in college at A&M. Was the best man at my wedding. Lived with his wife Shelly for a year. Runs the Code Zone (real company). Is the main reason why you can buy something written by me at Best Buy. He's the only person I know who ever thought to put a 8" nine-track tape reel in his pants until I needed it.
Thomas Burnett
Met him in college at A&M. After college lived with him for two years. Did not sleep with any of his girlfriends despite their advances. Used to run a little game company called Rattan Creek Software. He worked for a year and a half on and released Ground Hog Assault.
Patrick Down
Met him in college at A&M (notice a reoccuring theme yet?). Have not lived or slept with him yet. Runs the Code Moon (not a real company yet) site. Is my preferred victim in Unreal Tournament (moves slowly, wears red, feigns death while wearing power armor).
Scott Fossler
Buddy of mine from 8th grade through, you guessed it, Texas A&M. So far I have been successful in my quest to keep him from breeding. Runs www.carbonbasedlearning.com. Is my alternate preferred victim in Unreal Tournament (wears red, plays using women's models, stands still while admiring him[her]self). He worries me more than my other friends.